fuck you internet split personalities.

I use the internet like you. However I have one personality, I do not have a real life personality and then an alter personality on the Internet. I am cranky and bitchy have a select handful of friends and enjoy being a laze ass in real life and on the Internet. So when I interact with people in real life I assume I am getting the REAL person. This is apparently not the case I have come to realize that people are sometimes not what they appear to be. Usually these split personalities are pleasant in the real world and major assholes on the Internet. This is not cool people. I meet you in real life and feel slightly guilty about my shitty self and vow to be a nicer human being then I find our that you are really a bigger jerk then me! Quit inspiring me then tearing me down. I especially hate jerks who use popular websites to hate on people. Fuck you have the guts to say it to my face, because if I see you I am not going to be nice and then hate on you on the Internet I am going to kick you in the face. You have been warned.